When brunette coed babe Lina was a little girl, her mom used to plead with her: “You MUST eat your vegetables, Lina! How else will you grow into a beautiful shapely young woman?”

As she grew into her more rebellious phase, she would sometimes think to herself, “Fuck vegetables, Mom!” Little did she know that she would someday have her chance and that we would catch it on video.

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This girl Louisa May is so fucking hot. In this set she drips her giant tits in vanilla custard. If there’s any possible way to get me to want to suck on a pair of giant titties more than I already do, it’s to cover them in vanilla custard. Proof:

Tastes Good!

Whoops! I got some on me.

May as well...

Would you like a taste?

Squish squish!

If you liked those pics, there are plenty more available over at Louisa May’s personal website, she’s also got hot videos of her and her hot big titted friends.

Over the past few months on this website that I frequent, an image keeps popping up in so-called “info threads” that supposedly shows how to make your own pocket pussy with just cornstarch and water. I tried making it following the instructions and when I unmolded the thing from the cup, it felt sticky and left a residue on my hands. I wasn’t about to fuck this thing, that’s for sure.

Homemade fleshlight instructions

My question to the readers is, has anyone tried this with better results, and do you know what I might have done wrong? Enlighten me in the comments, my friends.

Chelsea just wanted to lick her soy ice cream cone and enjoy it. Unfortunately it’s been so hot lately that she couldn’t eat it without it melting all over her! Chelsea’s a smart girl though. She realized that it’s easier to shower than get stains out of clothes, so she decided to eat the melting ice cream cone while naked.
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Chelsea eating her soy ice cream cone
Things are getting a little messy, so Chelsea took her top off.
Oh Noez! Chelsea is getting her ice cream everywhere!
Drip drip... what a bad girl you are, Chelsea.
Chelsea can keep licking that cone, I'll lick up the rest!

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